The Bike

This truly beautiful amalgam of steel, plastic and aluminum holds more meaning to me than all you people put together and so I will not allow you to spoil its purity. You cannot even begin to comprehend how important this bike is to me. Every part perfectly crafted and adjusted, then seamlessly molded into more than a vehicle – a companion, offering joy, peace and tranquility. There will never be another one like it, there can’t be, I made sure of it.

I am proud to say that this one is mine.


I’m sorry.